CLASSIC CENTER (357-4444)

 My Fair Lady: Ah yes, this song and dance musical that your mom
made you watch whenever it came on the television. Now she will
probably drag you to this one and make you wear your holiday
sweater. Friday, Dec. 14 at 8 p.m. Tickets $30-$60.

MORTON THEATRE (613-3771)

 A Victorian Christmas With Charles Dickens: No one can go
through this season without some exposure to Dickens’ classic
tale. This is a one-man show starring local playwright, John
Vance. Vance plays the author of this tale, interesting take.
Personally, I prefer Bill Murrays take on the whole thing. But who
am I to say anything? Friday, Dec. 14 at 8 p.m. Tickets $9.

UNIVERSITY CELLAR THEATRE (542-4235)

 My Bony Ass: University student performs a one-man show
based on addiction and recovery. I really can’t make fun of this one,
so I won’t. Tonight at 8. Tickets are free with a suggested donation
at the door. Have a heart?

— Parker Davidson