SUPER SUPERLATIVES: Men’s tennis
The Georgia men’s tennis team is set to compete in the Georgia Tech invitational and the All-American Championships in Atlanta, Ga., and Tulsa, Okla., respectively, before returning home to the Classic City for the annual Bulldog Scramble Oct. 9 to Oct. 11.
With eight straight days of high-powered competition on the horizon for the Bulldogs, the squad rallied up after practice Wednesday to decide on a few super superlatives.
Fresh from the courts, the nine athletes came together as the categories were called out. Each threw in his own two cents while cracking jokes and ultimately deciding who was worthy of each title.
Most likely to be clocked on the wrong radar gun: Nate Schnugg
“Nate is most likely to get pulled over. Jamie is least likely to get a speeding ticket because he goes 10 under the speed limit.” – Alex Hill
Most likely to cut zzzz’s in an instant: Borja Malo
“Word. Anywhere.” – Malo
Most likely to say, ‘Nah, we’ll do it later’:
“The entire team except Alex [Hill].” – Schnugg
Most likely to make people split their sides laughing: Javier Garrapiz
Most likely to be late to his own funeral: Nate Schnugg
Most likely to be called “ADD boy”: Will Oliver and Jamie Hunt
“[Distracted] by the girls and the trees, Jamie. [Distracted by] everything else in the world, Will Oliver.” – Hill
Most likely to beat Roger Federer (if Federer had no legs): Nate Schnugg
Most likely to fill Manny’s shoes: Drake Bernstein
Most likely to be a ‘suit’: Jamie Hunt
Most likely to eat you out of house and home: Nate Schnugg


