Although Georgia has an open primary system (cheat sheet: that means you can vote in the primary of either party no matter your registered political affiliation), not every one of you on campus will participate in electing a Republican candidate for president. This is a national trend — far fewer voters participate in primaries than general elections — so don’t take it personally, but it’s no reason to disengage with the political process.

Just like school dances, sporting events and family Thanksgivings, the Republican Nomination process can be made much more enjoyable with a little liquid lubrication. They didn’t teach you this in your Intro to American Government lecture, but here it is: The 2012 Republican Nomination Drinking Game.

Let’s redefine what they mean by “Grand Old Party.” So join me and take a drink every time:

• Rick Perry uses a folksy one-liner that only vaguely answers a question, such as “I’m actually for gun control — use both hands.” Make it a double if you catch a glimpse of the gun he carries at all times.
• Sarah Palin inexplicably shows up at a campaign stop, luring all media attention away from declared candidates like moths to a flame.
• Michelle Bachmann makes a face that would probably scare a small child or animal. Make it a double every time she’s barely looking to the side of the camera.
• Fox News talks about the promise and merits of every candidate on the board — except for Ron Paul. Sorry, he’s not sorry that a truly small government means a small military too.
• Rick Perry attacks social security using provocative language such as “monstrous lie” or “Ponzi scheme.” Make it a double if you think he’s getting the elderly vote, because you obviously need it.
• Mitt Romney laughs and shrugs off the attacks of other candidates. Better to be amused than disheartened by all the theatrics.
• Obama begins a speech or public comment with an exasperated sigh. He could probably use a shot too.