Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Columns , Page 3

Adam Carlson

Chick-fil-A addiction takes precedent over protest

By on April 23, 2012

I will never ever ever ever ever stop eating at Chick-fil-A. I am a gay man, and Chick-fil-A doesn’t really like me too much, at least not in theory: the company’s charitable arm, the WinShape Foundation, gave almost $2 million to anti-gay groups in 2009, according to The Huffington Post [“Chick-Fil-A Fast Food Chain Donated [...]

JULIA CARPENTER

Sec. of State back en vogue with viral texts

By on April 22, 2012

Two weeks ago, strapping young geniuses named Stacy and Adam created a Tumblr called “Texts from Hillary,” pairing a dramatic black-and-white photo of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, with satirical texts she “sent” to public figures. In the wake of this Tumblr’s success, Clinton has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity with trendy, young eligible voters [...]

Alina Yudkevich

The fifth-year senior: late to the End of Days

By on April 22, 2012

Nobody expects the end of days. I certainly didn’t. The signs were there, though. For the past four years, everything has, more or less, gone according to prophecy, and now the joke’s on us nonbelievers. Morals were relaxed. Plenty of disasters — natural or otherwise — happened. Thankfully, my crops were largely unharmed and the [...]

Kelcie Willis

‘Pajama Jam’ a different type of University party

By on April 21, 2012

What’s college without a good party? The Zeta Pi chapter of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc., holds its Pajama Jam party every year. After hearing it labeled as “The Biggest Party in the Southeast,” I made it a point to go. It’s my first year here, and though I’ve been to an enjoyable Delta Sigma [...]

Melissa Buckman

THE BUCK(MAN) STOPS HERE: Balancing momentum with retrospection

By on April 20, 2012

I am not a cog in a retrospective generation. I operate in one fraught with futurism, one mechanically — and, in a literal sense, virtually — interwoven. But for all its knowledge (and the ability to instantly acquire it), my generation holds a disparate void in history — both understanding of and desire to know [...]

MONTY LUCCO

GREAT SEXPECTATIONS: Fear, neuroses run males’ entry into the dreaded friend zone

By on April 20, 2012

It’s Friday night, and you’re about to go where the people are. Downtown, house party, whatever. There will be members of the opposite sex. Harrowing. You arrive in your best attempt at looking good without seeming like you’re trying — standard procedure for any social situation. You start by addressing any friends or acquaintances in the [...]

WIL PETTY

A grudge against ‘YOLO’

By on April 19, 2012

There is no phrase as annoying as “YOLO.” It ranks up there with responses of “k” or stating “LOL” after every post. The phrase has probably been relevant for a few months, but it has exploded everywhere as of late. It stands for “You only live once,” a phrase that has been around forever. But [...]

Randy Schafer

The addicting life of a journalist

By on April 19, 2012

Journalism is a drug. It’s the ultimate voyeuristic pleasure. A peek into things unknown, peeling back the layers, peering into what is underneath. Following a story is like a treasure hunt. And getting the quotes and information, the pictures that make all the pieces come together is the rush that keeps me going. Each assignment [...]

RYAN CHERRY

Gym Class Heroes prove fame causes bands to abandon origin

By on April 18, 2012

Famous musical artists seem to let greed control their every financial move when booking shows, even when performing in a university setting for students. The university willingly paid a large amount of money — more than $40,000 — to entertain the famous rap-rock group Gym Class Heroes last week [“University paid $41,000 for Gym Class [...]

William Belcher

Seven months a long time in the presidential campaign

By on April 17, 2012

With last week’s announcement that Rick Santorum would end his campaign for the presidential nomination, Mitt Romney and conservatives across the country turned their attention toward the general election this November. And though Romney and his supporters may be enthused about the challenges to come, it seems to me that many conservatives are singing a different tune. [...]