WE WON! WE BEAT FLORIDA! IT TOOK LONG ENOUGH, BUT WE DID IT. IT’S A GOOD DAY TO BE A DOG! Family Housing night bus driver, you aren’t funny. You’re rude. Please do not talk to your boyfriend while in the bathroom stall. Wear a bra to class please. I hate cold weather, because I [...]

Went to Two Story yesterday, and they’ve got their winter drinks now. I’m dreaming of sugarplums. I’m going gaterbaiting Saturday. You skanks better not mess up my game at Saint Simons. Campus tours are like mosquitoes. Can’t live with them. Can’t live without them. Am I the only person staying in Athens this weekend? Boom. [...]

I’m so ready for Greek Grind. It’s nice to see all the sororities come out and support one another. I don’t care what you think. Lady Gaga is a man. Why can’t I find SGA’s budget online? And why are none of their bills posted in their bills section. So much for an open government. [...]

For those of you who were at the Tennessee game on Saturday and saw the UT band, give the Redcoats a little more love. To the guy in Soloski’s Intro to Journalism class, center section, who puts his feet up on the seat behind that poor girl: grow a pair. Put your feet on the [...]

The bus drove away. Rude. Dear sorostitute who purchases high end fashion products with daddy’s credit card during class, I could easily write down all your information if I wanted to. I love how even the UGA police doesn’t stop for pedestrians. Why aren’t you reporting the story of Nickoe Whitley pissing on our hedges? [...]

To the person who turned in my iPhone 3GS with a purple case to the Tate Student Center lost and found, thank you so much. I wish I could shake your hand. The sugarbabies story that you published in your trash newspaper was a new low for The Red and Black. You need to come [...]

Please note that the middle of Baldwin street is not the place to stop and have a conversation. I really can’t wait until midterms and these freshmen start dropping out. I came to UGA when the football team was supposedly No. 1 in the nation, but they seemed to deteriorate as soon as I got [...]

For the love of god, will somebody give the redcoat band some new sheet music? It seems every visiting band that comes into Sanford has music that at least dates to the last five years. If you weren’t standing in the student section when the clock hit 0:00 at the South Carolina game, please, don’t come [...]

Dear Mr. President and Mr. Provost, Did you know that, in spite of careers filled with high achievement, some full professors make thousands less than the average assistant professor salary at UGA? Please pass the help wanted page. Special thanks to all those early birds who show up 30+ minutes early to their 2:00 TR [...]

Diet Coke is like battery acid. I love it. Personally i think Mallory Davis should step down from her position in the Student Government Association. I mean they tried to throw the book at Inman Porter, so if one of them is expected to resign, they should both be expected to resign. I wanted to [...]